All Poems
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A pansy who lived in Khartoum
© Anonymous
A pansy who lived in KhartoumTook a lesbian up to his room, And they argued a lot About who would do whatAnd how and with which and to whom.
The Old Man's Wish
© Anonymous
If I live to be old, for I find I go down,Let this be my fate: In a country townMay I have a warm house, with a stone at the gate,And a cleanly young girl to rub my bald pate
An old maid in the land of Aloha
© Anonymous
An old maid in the land of AlohaGot wrapped in the coils of a boa; And as the snake squeezed, The old maid, not displeased,Cried: "Darling! I love it! Samoa!"
Oh, the Sexual Life of the Camel
© Anonymous
Oh, the sexual life of the camelIs stranger than anyone thinks.In moments of amorous passion,He frequently buggers the Sphinx.
Occidit Miserum Crambe Repetita Pupillum
© Anonymous
This is the play that Bill wrote --This is the Dane who was off his headWho appears in the play that Bill wrote --This is the book the Professor readAbout the Dane who was off his headWho appears in the play that Bill wrote --This is the gent of German descentWho wrote the book the Professor readAbout the Dane who was off his headWho appears in the play that Bill wrote --These are the notes the Professor embodiedTo use in his lectures, when once he'd studiedIn an English translation the explanation(An awfully cute 'un) the learned TeutonEvolved of the Dane who was not quite saneWho appears in the play that Bill wrote --This is the Prof
O Death, O Death, Rock Me Asleep
© Anonymous
O Death, O Death, rock me asleep,Bring me to quiet rest;Let pass my weary guiltless ghostOut of my careful breast
Nou Goth Sonne under Wode
© Anonymous
Nou goth sonne under wode.Me reweth, Marie, thi faire rode.Nou goth sonne under tre.Me reweth, Marie, thi sone and the.
My Friend Judge not me
© Anonymous
My friend iudge not me,Thou seest I iudge not thee:Betwixt the stirrop and the ground,Mercy I askt, mercy I found.
The Mushroom
© Anonymous
The mushroom is a vegetableTo select it few are ableYou won't know them when you meet themYou won't know them 'til you eat themIf in heaven you awakenYou will know you were mistakenAnd the ones that you have eatenWeren't the ones you should have et
Midnight Special
© Anonymous
If you evah go to Houston,You better walk right;You better not gambleAnd you better not fight
May no Man Slepe in youre Halle
© Anonymous
May no man slepe in youre halle For dogges, Madame, For dogges, Madame, But gyf he haue a tent of xv ynche With twey clogges To dryue awey the dogges, Madame
The Masque of B-ll--l
© Anonymous
First come I. My name is J-W-TT.There's no knowledge but I know it.I am Master of this College,What I don't know isn't knowledge.
Mary Hamilton
© Anonymous
Word 's gane to the kitchen, And word 's gane to the ha,That Marie Hamilton gangs wi bairn To the hichest Stewart of a'.
Make we Mery bothe More and Lasse
© Anonymous
Make we mery bothe more and lasse,For now is the tyme of Crystmas.
Maiden in the Mor Lay
© Anonymous
Maiden in the mor lay,In the mor lay, Seuenyst fulle, seuenyst fulle.Maiden in the moor lay,In the mor lay, Seuenistes fulle ant a day.
