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O Harcourt, Whom th' ingenuous Love of Arts
  Has carry'd from Thy native Soil, beyond
  Th' eternal Alpine Snows, and now detains
  In Italy's waste Realms, how long must we
  Lament Thy Absence? Whilst in sweet Sojourn
  Thou view'st the Reliques of old Rome; or what,
  Unrival'd Authors by their Presence, made
  For ever venerable, rural Seats,
  Tibur, and Tusculum, or Virgil's Urn
  Green with immortal Bays, which haply Thou,
  Respecting his great Name, dost now approach
  With bended Knee, and strow with purple Flow'rs;
  Unmindful of Thy Friends, that ill can brook
  This long Delay. At length, Dear Youth, return,
  Of Wit, and Judgement ripe in blooming Years,
  And Britain's Isle with Latian Knowledge grace.
  Return, and let Thy Father's Worth excite
  Thirst of Preeminence; see! how the Cause
  Of Widows, and of Orphans He asserts
  With winning Rhetoric, and well argu'd Law!
 Mark well His Footsteps, and, like Him, deserve
  Thy Prince's Favour, and Thy Country's Love.

  Mean while (altho' the Massic Grape delights
 Pregnant of racy Juice, and Formian Hills
 Temper Thy Cups, yet) wilt not Thou reject
 Thy native Liquors: Lo! for Thee my Mill
  Now grinds choice Apples, and the British Vats
 O'erflow with generous Cyder; far remote
 Accept this Labour, nor despise the Muse,
  That, passing Lands, and Seas, on Thee attends.

 Thus far of Trees: The pleasing Task remains,
 To sing of Wines, and Autumn's blest Increase.
 Th' Effects of Art are shewn, yet what avails
 'Gainst Heav'n? Oft, notwithstanding all thy Care
  To help thy Plants, when the small Fruit'ry seems
 Exempt from Ills, an oriental Blast
 Disastrous flies, soon as the Hind, fatigu'd,
  Unyokes his Team; the tender Freight, unskill'd
 To bear the hot Disease, distemper'd pines
 In the Year's Prime, the deadly Plague annoys
  The wide Inclosure; think not vainly now
  To treat thy Neighbours with mellifluous Cups,
  Thus disappointed: If the former Years
 Exhibit no Supplies, alas! thou must,
 With tastless Water wash thy droughty Throat.

 A thousand Accidents the Farmer's Hopes
  Subvert, or checque; uncertain all his Toil,
 'Till lusty Autumn's luke-warm Days, allay'd
 With gentle Colds, insensibly confirm
  His ripening Labours: Autumn to the Fruits
 Earth's various Lap produces, Vigour gives
 Equal, intenerating milky Grain,
 Berries, and Sky-dy'd Plums, and what in Coat
 Rough, or soft Rind, or bearded Husk, or Shell;
 Fat Olives, and Pistacio's fragrant Nut,
 And the Pine's tastful Apple: Autumn paints
 Ausonian Hills with Grapes, whilst English Plains
 Blush with pomaceous Harvests, breathing Sweets.
 O let me now, when the kind early Dew
 Unlocks th' embosom'd Odors, walk among
  The well rang'd Files of Trees, whose full-ag'd Store
 Diffuse Ambrosial Steams, than Myrrh, or Nard
 More grateful, or perfuming flow'ry Beane!
 Soft whisp'ring Airs, and the Larks mattin Song
 Then woo to musing, and becalm the Mind
 Perplex'd with irksome Thoughts. Thrice happy time,
  Best Portion of the various Year, in which
  Nature rejoyceth, smiling on her Works
  Lovely, to full Perfection wrought! but ah,
  Short are our Joys, and neighb'ring Griefs disturb
  Our pleasant Hours. Inclement Winter dwells
  Contiguous; forthwith frosty Blasts deface
  The blithsome Year: Trees of their shrivel'd Fruits
  Are widow'd, dreery Storms o'er all prevail.
  Now, now's the time; e'er hasty Suns forbid
  To work, disburthen thou thy sapless Wood
  Of its rich Progeny; the turgid Fruit
  Abounds with mellow Liquor; now exhort
  Thy Hinds to exercise the pointed Steel
  On the hard Rock, and give a wheely Form
  To the expected Grinder: Now prepare
  Materials for thy Mill, a sturdy Post
  Cylindric, to support the Grinder's Weight
  Excessive, and a flexile Sallow' entrench'd,
  Rounding, capacious of the juicy Hord.
  Nor must thou not be mindful of thy Press
  Long e'er the Vintage; but with timely Care
  Shave the Goat's shaggy Beard, least thou too late,
  In vain should'st seek a Strainer, to dispart
  The husky, terrene Dregs, from purer Must.
  Be cautious next a proper Steed to find,
  Whose Prime is past; the vigorous Horse disdains
  Such servile Labours, or, if forc'd, forgets
  His past Atchievements, and victorious Palms.
  Blind Bayard rather, worn with Work, and Years,
  Shall roll th' unweildy Stone; with sober Pace
  He'll tread the circling Path 'till dewy Eve,
  From early Day-spring, pleas'd to find his Age
  Declining, not unuseful to his Lord.

  Some, when the Press, by utmost Vigour screw'd,
  Has drain'd the pulpous Mass, regale their Swine
  With the dry Refuse; thou, more wise shalt steep
  Thy Husks in Water, and again employ
  The pondrous Engine. Water will imbibe
  The small Remains of Spirit, and acquire
  A vinous Flavour; this the Peasants blith
  Will quaff, and whistle, as thy tinkling Team
  They drive, and sing of Fusca's radiant Eyes,
  Pleas'd with the medly Draught. Not shalt thou now
  Reject the Apple-Cheese, tho' quite exhaust;
  Ev'n now 'twill cherish, and improve the Roots
  Of sickly Plants; new Vigor hence convey'd
  Will yield an Harvest of unusual Growth.
  Such Profit springs from Husks discreetly us'd!

  The tender Apples, from their Parents rent
  By stormy Shocks, must not neglected lye,
  The Prey of Worms: A frugal Man I knew,
  Rich in one barren Acre, which, subdu'd
  By endless Culture, with sufficient Must
  His Casks replenisht yearly: He no more
  Desir'd, nor wanted, diligent to learn
  The various Seasons, and by Skill repell
  Invading Pests, successful in his Cares,
  'Till the damp Lybian Wind, with Tempests arm'd
  Outrageous, bluster'd horrible amidst
  His Cyder-Grove: O'er-turn'd by furious Blasts,
  The sightly Ranks fall prostrate, and around
  Their Fruitage scatter'd, from the genial Boughs
  Stript immature: Yet did he not repine,
  Nor curse his Stars; but prudent, his fall'n Heaps
  Collecting, cherish'd with the tepid Wreaths
  Of tedded Grass, and the Sun's mellowing Beams
  Rival'd with artful Heats, and thence procur'd
  A costly Liquor, by improving Time
  Equal'd with what the happiest Vintage bears.

  But this I warn Thee, and shall alway warn,
  No heterogeneous Mixtures use, as some
  With watry Turneps have debas'd their Wines,
  Too frugal; nor let the crude Humors dance
  In heated Brass, steaming with Fire intense;
  Altho' Devonia much commends the Use
  Of strengthning Vulcan; with their native Strength
  Thy Wines sufficient, other Aid refuse;
  And, when th' allotted Orb of Time's compleat,
  Are more commended than the labour'd Drinks.

  Nor let thy Avarice tempt thee to withdraw
  The Priest's appointed Share; with cheerful Heart
  The tenth of thy Increase bestow, and own
  Heav'n's bounteous Goodness, that will sure repay
  Thy grateful Duty: This neglected, fear
  Signal Avengeance, such as over-took
  A Miser, that unjustly once with-held
  The Clergy's Due; relying on himself,
  His Fields he tended with successless Care,
  Early, and late, when, or unwish't for Rain
  Descended, or unseasonable Frosts
  Curb'd his increasing Hopes, or when around
  The Clouds dropt Fatness, in the middle Sky
  The Dew suspended staid, and left unmoist
  His execrable Glebe; recording this,
  Be Just, and Wise, and tremble to transgress.

  Learn now, the Promise of the coming Year
  To know, that by no flattering Signs abus'd,
  Thou wisely may'st provide: The various Moon
  Prophetic, and attendant Stars explain
  Each rising Dawn; e'er Icy Crusts surmount
  The current Stream, the heav'nly Orbs serene
  Twinkle with trembling Rays, and Cynthia glows
  With Light unsully'd: Now the Fowler, warn'd
  By these good Omens, with swift early Steps
  Treads the crimp Earth, ranging thro' Fields and Glades
  Offensive to the Birds, sulphureous Death
  Checques their mid Flight, and heedless while they strain
  Their tuneful Throats, the tow'ring, heavy Lead
  O'er-takes their Speed; they leave their little Lives
  Above the Clouds, præcipitant to Earth.

  The Woodcocks early Visit, and Abode
  Of long Continuance on our temperate Clime,
  Foretell a liberal Harvest: He of Times
  Intelligent, th' harsh Hyperborean Ice
  Shuns for our equal Winters; when our Suns
  Cleave the chill'd Soil, he backward wings his Way
  To Scandinavian frozen Summers, meet
  For his num'd Blood. But nothing profits more
  Than frequent Snows: O, may'st Thou often see
  Thy Furrows whiten'd by the woolly Rain,
  Nutricious! Secret Nitre lurks within
  The porous Wet, quick'ning the languid Glebe.

  Sometimes thou shalt with fervent Vows implore
  A moderate Wind; the Orchat loves to wave
  With Winter-Winds, before the Gems exert
  Their feeble Heads; the loosen'd Roots then drink
  Large Increment, Earnest of happy Years.

  Nor will it nothing profit to observe
  The monthly Stars, their pow'rful Influence
  O'er planted Fields, what Vegetables reign
  Under each Sign. On our Account has Jove
  Indulgent, to all Moons some succulent Plant
  Allotted, that poor, helpless Man might slack
  His present Thirst, and Matter find for Toil.
  Now will the Corinths, now the Rasps supply
  Delicious Draughts; the Quinces now, or Plums,
  Or Cherries, or the fair Thisbeian Fruit
  Are prest to Wines; the Britons squeeze the Works
  Of sedulous Bees, and mixing od'rous Herbs
  Prepare balsamic Cups, to wheezing Lungs
  Medicinal, and short-breath'd, ancient Sires.

  But, if Thou' rt indefatigably bent
  To toil, and omnifarious Drinks wou'dst brew;
  Besides the Orchat, ev'ry Hedge, and Bush
  Affords Assistance; ev'n afflictive Birch,
  Curs'd by unletter'd, idle Youth, distills
  A limpid Current from her wounded Bark,
  Profuse of nursing Sap. When Solar Beams
Parch thirsty human Veins, the damask't Meads,
  Unforc'd display ten thousand painted Flow'rs
  Useful in Potables. Thy little Sons
  Permit to range the Pastures; gladly they
  Will mow the Cowslip-Posies, faintly sweet,
  From whence thou artificial Wines shalt drain
 Of icy Taste, that, in mid Fervors, best
  Slack craving Thirst, and mitigate the Day.

  Happy Iërne, whose most wholsome Air
  Poisons envenom'd Spiders, and forbids
  The baleful Toad, and Viper from her Shore!
  More happy in her Balmy Draughts, (enrich'd
  With Miscellaneous Spices, and the Root
  For Thirst-abating Sweetness prais'd,) which wide
  Extend her Fame, and to each drooping Heart
  Present Redress, and lively Health convey.

  See, how the Belgæ, Sedulous, and Stout,
  With Bowls of fat'ning Mum, or blissful Cups
  Of Kernell-relish'd Fluids, the fair Star
  Of early Phosphorus salute, at Noon
  Jocund with frequent-rising Fumes! by Use
  Instructed, thus to quell their Native Flegm
  Prevailing, and engender wayward Mirth.

  What need to treat of distant Climes, remov'd
  Far from the slopeing Journey of the Year,
  Beyond Petsora, and Islandic Coasts?
  Where ever-during Snows, perpetual Shades
  Of Darkness, would congeal their livid Blood,
  Did not the Arctic Tract, spontaneous yield
  A cheering purple Berry, big with Wine,
  Intensely fervent, which each Hour they crave,
  Spread round a flaming Pile of Pines, and oft
  They interlard their native Drinks with choice
  Of strongest Brandy, yet scarce with these Aids
  Enabl'd to prevent the suddain Rot
  Of freezing Nose, and quick-decaying Feet.

  Nor less the Sable Borderers of Nile,
  Nor who Taprobane manure, nor They,
  Whom sunny Borneo bears, are stor'd with Streams
  Egregious, Rum, and Rice's Spirit extract.
  For here, expos'd to perpendicular Rays,
  In vain they covet Shades, and Thrascias' Gales,
  Pining with Æquinoctial Heat, unless
  The Cordial Glass perpetual Motion keep,
  Quick circuiting; nor dare they close their Eyes,
  Void of a bulky Charger near their Lips,
  With which, in often-interrupted Sleep,
  Their frying Blood compells to irrigate
  Their dry-furr'd Tongues, else minutely to Death
  Obnoxious, dismal Death, th' Effect of Drought!

  More happy they, born in Columbus' World,
  Carybbes, and they, whom the Cotton Plant
  With downy-sprouting Vests arrays! Their Woods
  Bow with prodigious Nuts, that give at once
  Celestial Food, and Nectar; then, at hand
  The Lemmon, uncorrupt with Voyage long,
  To vinous Spirits added (heav'nly Drink!)
  They with Pneumatic Engine, ceaseless draw,
  Intent on Laughter; a continual Tide
  Flows from th' exhilerating Fount. As, when
  Against a secret Cliff, with soddain Shock
  A Ship is dash'd, and leaking drinks the Sea,
  Th' astonish'd Mariners ay ply the Pump,
  No Stay, nor Rest, 'till the wide Breach is clos'd.
  So they (but chearful) unfatigu'd, still move
  The draining Sucker, then alone concern'd,
  When the dry Bowl forbids their pleasing Work.

  But if to hording Thou art bent, thy Hopes
  Are frustrate, shou'dst Thou think thy Pipes will flow
  With early-limpid Wine. The horded Store,
  And the harsh Draught, must twice endure the Sun's
  Kind strengthning Heat, twice Winter's purging Cold.

  There are, that a compounded Fluid drain
 From different Mixtures, Woodcock, Pippin, Moyle,
  Rough Eliot, sweet Permain, the blended Streams
  (Each mutually correcting each) create
  A pleasurable Medly, of what Taste
  Hardly distinguish'd; as the show'ry Arch,
  With listed Colours gay, Or, Azure, Gules,
  Delights, and puzles the Beholder's Eye,
  That views the watry Brede, with thousand Shews
  Of Painture vary'd, yet's unskill'd to tell
  Or where one Colour rises, or one faints.

  Some Cyders have by Art, or Age unlearn'd
  Their genuine Relish, and of sundry Vines
  Assum'd the Flavour; one sort counterfeits
  The Spanish Product, this, to Gauls has seem'd
  The sparkling Nectar of Champaigne; with that,
  A German oft has swill'd his Throat, and sworn,
  Deluded, that Imperial Rhine bestow'd
  The Generous Rummer, whilst the Owner pleas'd,
  Laughs inly at his Guests, thus entertain'd
  With Foreign Vintage from his Cyder-Cask.

  Soon as thy Liquor from the narrow Cells
  Of close-prest Husks is freed, thou must refrain
  Thy thirsty Soul; let none persuade to broach
  Thy thick, unwholsom, undigested Cades:
  The hoary Frosts, and Northern Blasts take care
  Thy muddy Bev'rage to serene, and drive
  Præcipitant the baser, ropy Lees.

  And now thy Wine's transpicuous, purg'd from all
  It's earthy Gross, yet let it feed awhile
  On the fat Refuse, least too soon disjoin'd
  From spritely, it, to sharp, or vappid change.
  When to convenient Vigour it attains,
  Suffice it to provide a brazen Tube
  Inflext; self-taught, and voluntary flies
  The defecated Liquor, thro' the Vent
  Ascending, then by downward Tract convey'd,
  Spouts into subject Vessels, lovely clear.
  As when a Noon-tide Sun, with Summer Beams,
  Darts thro' a Cloud, her watry Skirts are edg'd
  With lucid Amber, or undrossy Gold:
  So, and so richly, the purg'd Liquid shines.

  Now also, when the Colds abate, nor yet
  Full Summer shines, a dubious Season, close
  In Glass thy purer Streams, and let them gain,
  From due Confinement, Spirit, and Flavour new.

  For this Intent, the subtle Chymist feeds
  Perpetual Flames, whose unresisted Force
  O'er Sand, and Ashes, and the stubborn Flint
  Prevailing, turns into a fusil Sea,
  That in his Furnace bubbles sunny-red:
  From hence a glowing Drop, with hollow'd Steel
  He takes, and by one efficacious Breath
  Dilates to a surprising Cube, or Sphære,
  Or Oval, and fit Receptacles forms
  For every Liquid, with his plastic Lungs,
  To human Life subservient; By his Means
  Cyders in Metal frail improve; the Moyle,
  And tastful Pippin, in a Moon's short Year,
  Acquire compleat Perfection: Now they smoke
  Transparent, sparkling in each Drop, Delight
  Of curious Palate, by fair Virgins crav'd.
  But harsher Fluids different lengths of time
  Expect: Thy Flask will slowly mitigate
  The Eliot's Roughness. Stirom, firmest Fruit,
  Embottled (long as Priameian Troy
  Withstood the Greeks) endures, e'er justly mild.
  Soften'd by Age, it youthful Vigor gains,
  Fallacious Drink! Ye honest Men beware,
  Nor trust its Smoothness; The third circling Glass
  Suffices Virtue: But may Hypocrites,
  (That slyly speak one thing, another think,
  Hateful as Hell) pleas'd with the Relish weak,
  Drink on unwarn'd, 'till by inchanting Cups
  Infatuate, they their wily Thoughts disclose,
  And thro' Intemperance grow a while sincere.

  The Farmer's Toil is done; his Cades mature,
  Now call for Vent, his Lands exhaust permit
  T' indulge awhile. Now solemn Rites he pays
  To Bacchus, Author of Heart-cheering Mirth.
  His honest Friends, at thirsty hour of Dusk,
  Come uninvited; he with bounteous Hand
  Imparts his smoaking Vintage, sweet Reward
  Of his own Industry; the well fraught Bowl
  Circles incessant, whilst the humble Cell
  With quavering Laugh, and rural Jests resounds.
  Ease, and Content, and undissembled Love
  Shine in each Face; the Thoughts of Labour past
  Encrease their Joy. As, from retentive Cage
  When sullen Philomel escapes, her Notes
  She varies, and of past Imprisonment
  Sweetly complains; her Liberty retriev'd
  Cheers her sad Soul, improves her pleasing Song.
  Gladsome they quaff, yet not exceed the Bounds
  Of healthy Temp'rance, nor incroach on Night,
  Season of Rest, but well bedew'd repair
  Each to his Home, with unsupplanted Feet.
  E'er Heav'n's emblazon'd by the Rosie Dawn
  Domestic Cares awake them; brisk they rise,
  Refresh'd, and lively with the Joys that flow
  From amicable Talk, and moderate Cups
  Sweetly' interchang'd. The pining Lover finds
  Present Redress, and long Oblivion drinks
  Of Coy Lucinda. Give the Debtor Wine;
  His Joys are short, and few; yet when he drinks
  His Dread retires, the flowing Glasses add
  Courage, and Mirth: magnificent in Thought,
  Imaginary Riches he enjoys,
  And in the Goal expatiates unconfin'd.
  Nor can the Poet Bacchus' Praise indite,
  Debarr'd his Grape: The Muses still require
  Humid Regalement, nor will aught avail
  Imploring Phœbus, with unmoisten'd Lips.
  Thus to the generous Bottle all incline,
  By parching Thirst allur'd: With vehement Suns
  When dusty Summer bakes the crumbling Clods,
  How pleasant is't, beneath the twisted Arch
  Of a retreating Bow'r, in Mid-day's Reign
  To ply the sweet Carouse, remote from Noise,
  Secur'd of fev'rish Heats! When th' aged Year
  Inclines, and Boreas' Spirit blusters frore,
  Beware th' inclement Heav'ns; now let thy Hearth
  Crackle with juiceless Boughs; thy lingring Blood
  Now instigate with th' Apples powerful Streams.
  Perpetual Showers, and stormy Gusts confine
  The willing Ploughman, and December warns
  To Annual Jollities; now sportive Youth
  Carol incondite Rhythms, with suiting Notes,
  And quaver unharmonious; sturdy Swains
  In clean Array, for rustic Dance prepare,
  Mixt with the Buxom Damsels; hand in hand
  They frisk, and bound, and various Mazes weave,
  Shaking their brawny Limbs, with uncouth Mein,
  Transported, and sometimes, an oblique Leer
  Dart on their Loves, sometimes, an hasty Kiss
  Steal from unwary Lasses; they with Scorn,
  And Neck reclin'd, resent the ravish'd Bliss.
  Mean while, blind British Bards with volant Touch
  Traverse loquacious Strings, whose solemn Notes
  Provoke to harmless Revels; these among,
  A subtle Artist stands, in wondrous Bag
  That bears imprison'd Winds, (of gentler sort
  Than those, which erst Laertes Son enclos'd.)
  Peaceful they sleep, but let the tuneful Squeeze
  Of labouring Elbow rouse them, out they fly
  Melodious, and with spritely Accents charm.
  'Midst these Disports, forget they not to drench
  Themselves with bellying Goblets, nor when Spring
  Returns, can they refuse to usher in
  The fresh-born Year with loud Acclaim, and store
  Of jovial Draughts, now, when the sappy Boughs
  Attire themselves with Blooms, sweet Rudiments
  Of future Harvest: When the Gnossian Crown
  Leads on expected Autumn, and the Trees
  Discharge their mellow Burthens, let them thank
  Boon Nature, that thus annually supplies
  Their Vaults, and with her former Liquid Gifts
  Exhilerate their languid Minds, within
  The Golden Mean confin'd: Beyond, there's naught
  Of Health, or Pleasure. Therefore, when thy Heart
  Dilates with fervent Joys, and eager Soul
  Prompts to persue the sparkling Glass, be sure
  'Tis time to shun it; if thou wilt prolong
  Dire Compotation, forthwith Reason quits
  Her Empire to Confusion, and Misrule,
  And vain Debates; then twenty Tongues at once
  Conspire in senseless Jargon, naught is heard
  But Din, and various Clamour, and mad Rant:
  Distrust, and Jealousie to these succeed,
  And anger-kindling Taunt, the certain Bane
  Of well-knit Fellowship. Now horrid Frays
  Commence, the brimming Glasses now are hurl'd
  With dire Intent; Bottles with Bottles clash
  In rude Encounter, round their Temples fly
  The sharp-edg'd Fragments, down their batter'd Cheeks
  Mixt Gore, and Cyder flow: What shall we say
  Of rash Elpenor, who in evil Hour
  Dry'd an immeasurable Bowl, and thought
  T' exhale his Surfeit by irriguous Sleep,
  Imprudent? Him, Death's Iron-Sleep opprest,
  Descending careless from his Couch; the Fall
  Luxt his Neck-joint, and spinal Marrow bruis'd.
  Nor need we tell what anxious Cares attend
  The turbulent Mirth of Wine; nor all the kinds
  Of Maladies, that lead to Death's grim Cave,
  Wrought by Intemperance, joint-racking Gout,
  Intestine Stone, and pining Atrophy,
  Chill, even when the Sun with July-Heats
  Frys the scorch'd Soil, and Dropsy all a-float,
  Yet craving Liquids: Nor the Centaurs Tale
  Be here repeated; how with Lust, and Wine
  Inflam'd, they fought, and spilt their drunken Souls
  At feasting Hour. Ye Heav'nly Pow'rs, that guard
  The British Isles, such dire Events remove
  Far from fair Albion, nor let Civil Broils
  Ferment from Social Cups: May we, remote
  From the hoarse, brazen Sound of War, enjoy
  Our humid Products, and with seemly Draughts
  Enkindle Mirth, and Hospitable Love.
  Too oft alas! has mutual Hatred drench'd
  Our Swords in Native Blood, too oft has Pride,
  And hellish Discord, and insatiate Thirst
  Of other's Rights, our Quiet discompos'd.
  Have we forgot, how fell Destruction rag'd
  Wide-spreading, when by Eris' Torch incens'd
  Our Fathers warr'd? What Hero's, signaliz'd
  For Loyalty, and Prowess, met their Fate
  Untimely, undeserv'd! How Bertie fell,
  Compton, and Granvill, dauntless Sons of Mars,
  Fit Themes of endless Grief, but that we view
  Their Virtues yet surviving in their Race!
  Can we forget, how the mad, headstrong Rout
  Defy'd their Prince to Arms, nor made account
  Of Faith, or Duty, or Allegiance sworn?
  Apostate, Atheist Rebells! bent to Ill,
  With seeming Sanctity, and cover'd Fraud,
  Instill'd by him, who first presum'd t' oppose
  Omnipotence; alike their Crime, th'Event
  Was not alike; these triumph'd, and in height
  Of barbarous Malice, and insulting Pride,
  Abstain'd not from Imperial Bloud. O Fact
  Unparallel'd! O Charles! O Best of Kings!
  What Stars their black, disastrous Influence shed
  On Thy Nativity, that Thou shou'dst fall
  Thus, by inglorious Hands, in this Thy Realm,
  Supreme, and Innocent, adjudg'd to Death
  By those, Thy Mercy only wou'd have sav'd!
  Yet was the Cyder-Land unstain'd with Guilt;
  The Cyder-Land, obsequious still to Thrones,
  Abhorr'd such base, disloyal Deeds, and all
  Her Pruning-hooks extended into Swords,
  Undaunted, to assert the trampled Rights
  Of Monarchy; but, ah! successless She
  However faithful! then was no Regard
  Of Right, or Wrong. And this, once Happy, Land
  By home-bred Fury rent, long groan'd beneath
  Tyrannic Sway, 'till fair-revolving Years
  Our exil'd Kings, and Liberty restor'd.
  Now we exult, by mighty ANNA's Care
  Secure at home, while She to foreign Realms
  Sends forth her dreadful Legions, and restrains
  The Rage of Kings: Here, nobly She supports
  Justice oppress'd; here, Her victorious Arms
  Quell the Ambitious: From Her Hand alone
  All Europe fears Revenge, or hopes Redress.
  Rejoice, O Albion! sever'd from the World
  By Nature's wise Indulgence, indigent
  Of nothing from without; in One Supreme
  Intirely blest; and from beginning time
  Design'd thus happy; but the fond Desire
  Of Rule, and Grandeur, multiply'd a Race
  Of Kings, and numerous Sceptres introduc'd,
  Destructive of the public Weal: For now
  Each Potentate, as wary Fear, or Strength,
  Or Emulation urg'd, his Neighbour's Bounds
  Invades, and ampler Territory seeks
  With ruinous Assault; on every Plain
  Host cop'd with Host, dire was the Din of War,
  And ceaseless, or short Truce haply procur'd
  By Havoc, and Dismay, 'till Jealousy
  Rais'd new Combustion: Thus was Peace in vain
  Sought for by Martial Deeds, and Conflict stern:
  'Till Edgar grateful (as to those who pine
  A dismal half-Year Night, the orient Beam
  Of Phœbus Lamp) arose, and into one
  Cemented all the long-contending Pow'rs,
  Pacific Monarch; then her lovely Head
  Concord rear'd high, and all around diffus'd
  The Spirit of Love; at Ease, the Bards new strung
  Their silent Harps, and taught the Woods, and Vales,
  In uncouth Rhythms, to echo Edgar's Name.
  Then Gladness smil'd in every Eye; the Years
  Ran smoothly on, productive of a Line
  Of wise, Heroic Kings, that by just Laws
  Establish'd Happiness at home, or crush'd
  Insulting Enemies in farthest Climes.

  See Lyon-Hearted Richard, with his Force
  Drawn from the North, to Jury's hallow'd Plains!
  Piously valiant, (like a Torrent swell'd
  With wintry Tempests, that disdains all Mounds,
  Breaking a Way impetuous, and involves
  Within its Sweep, Trees, Houses, Men) he press'd
 Amidst the thickest Battel; and o'er-threw
  What-e'er withstood his zealous Rage; no Pause,
  No Stay of Slaughter, found his vigorous Arm,
  But th' unbelieving Squadrons turn'd to Flight
  Smote in the Rear, and with dishonest Wounds
  Mangl'd behind: The Soldan, as he fled,
  Oft call'd on Alla, gnashing with Despite,
  And Shame, and murmur'd many an empty Curse.

  Behold Third Edward's Streamers blazing high
  On Gallia's hostile Ground! his Right witheld,
  Awakens Vengeance; O imprudent Gauls,
  Relying on false Hopes, thus to incense
  The warlike English! one important Day
  Shall teach you meaner Thoughts! Eager of Fight,
  Fierce Brutus Off-spring to the adverse Front
  Advance resistless, and their deep Array
  With furious Inroad pierce; the mighty Force
  Of Edward, twice o'erturn'd their desperate King,
  Twice he arose, and join'd the horrid Shock:
  The third time, with his wide-extended Wings,
  He fugitive declin'd superior Strength,
  Discomfited; persu'd, in the sad Chace
  Ten Thousands ignominious fall; with Bloud
  The Vallies float: Great Edward thus aveng'd,
  With golden Iris his broad Shield emboss'd.

  Thrice glorious Prince! whom, Fame with all her Tongues
  For ever shall resound. Yet from his Loins
  New Authors of Dissention spring; from him
  Two Branches, that in hosting long contend
  For Sov'ran Sway; (and can such Anger dwell
  In noblest Minds?) but little now avail'd
  The Ties of Friendship; every Man, as lead
  By Inclination, or vain Hope, repair'd
  To either Camp, and breath'd immortal Hate,
  And dire Revenge: Now horrid Slaughter reigns;
  Sons against Fathers tilt the fatal Lance,
  Careless of Duty, and their native Grounds
  Distain with Kindred Blood, the twanging Bows
  Send Showers of Shafts, that on their barbed Points
  Alternate Ruin bear. Here might you see
  Barons, and Peasants on th' embattled Field
  Slain, or half dead, in one huge, ghastly Heap
  Promiscuously amast: with dismal Groans,
  And Ejulation, in the Pangs of Death
  Some call for Aid, neglected; some o'erturn'd
  In the fierce Shock, lye gasping, and expire,
  Trampled by fiery Coursers; Horror thus,
  And wild Uproar, and Desolation reign'd
  Unrespited: Ah! who at length will end
  This long, pernicious Fray? What Man has Fate
  Reserv'd for this great Work? - Hail, happy Prince
  Of Tudor's Race, whom in the Womb of Time
  Cadwallador foresaw! Thou, Thou art He,
  Great Richmond Henry, that by nuptial Rites
  Must close the Gates of Janus, and remove
  Destructive Discord: Now no more the Drum
  Provokes to Arms, or Trumpet's Clangor shrill
  Affrights the Wives, or chills the Virgin's Bloud;
  But Joy, and Pleasure open to the View
  Uninterrupted! With presaging Skill
  Thou to Thy own unitest Fergus' Line
  By wise Alliance; from Thee James descends,
  Heav'ns chosen Fav'rite, first Britannic King.
  To him alone, Hereditary Right
  Gave Power supreme; yet still some Seeds remain'd
  Of Discontent; two Nations under One,
  In Laws and Int'rest diverse, still persu'd
  Peculiar Ends, on each Side resolute
  To fly Conjunction; neither Fear, nor Hope,
  Nor the sweet Prospect of a mutual Gain,
  Cou'd ought avail, 'till prudent ANNA said
  LET THERE BE UNION; strait with Reverence due
  To Her Command, they willingly unite,
  One in Affection, Laws, and Government,
  Indissolubly firm; from Dubris South,
  To Northern Orcades, Her long Domain.

  And now thus leagu'd by an eternal Bond,
  What shall retard the Britons' bold Designs,
  Or who sustain their Force; in Union knit,
  Sufficient to withstand the Pow'rs combin'd
  Of all this Globe? At this important Act
  The Mauritanian and Cathaian Kings
  Already tremble, and th' unbaptiz'd Turk
  Dreads War from utmost Thule; uncontrol'd
  The British Navy thro' the Ocean vast
  Shall wave her double Cross, t' extreamest Climes
  Terrific, and return with odorous Spoils
  Of Araby well fraught, or Indus' Wealth,
  Pearl, and Barbaric Gold; mean while the Swains
  Shall unmolested reap, what Plenty strows
  From well stor'd Horn, rich Grain, and timely Fruits.
  The elder Year, Pomona, pleas'd, shall deck
  With ruby-tinctur'd Births, whose liquid Store
  Abundant, flowing in well blended Streams,
  The Natives shall applaud; while glad they talk
  Of baleful Ills, caus'd by Bellona's Wrath
  In other Realms; where-e'er the British spread
  Triumphant Banners, or their Fame has reach'd
  Diffusive, to the utmost Bounds of this
  Wide Universe, Silurian Cyder borne
  Shall please all Tasts, and triumph o'er the Vine.

© John Arthur Phillips