Poems by Guiterman Arthur
The Great Tyrannosaurus
... he most tremendous Lizard That ever browsed on meat,His length from A to Izzard Was forty-seven feet ...
Kindness to Insects
... re forAt once," said I -- and that is whereforeSo tenderly I set that WaspUpon a Purple Clover Knosp ...
Nocturne
... ght-timeTill the bright time Comes, too soon,The three-toed tree-toadSings his sweet ode To the moon ...
Our Suburb
... through with Grasping Landlords, rents, and leases (Of course there's still a mortgage debt to pay) ...
The Passionate Suburbanite To His Love
... Little Neck, Great Neck, and QuogueAnd all of the other Clam Stations Including Speonk and Patchogue ...
The Phlebotomous Flea
... A Flea who felt phlebotomousAssailed a Hippopotamus; The Hippo, he Sat on the Flea,And, goodness gracious! what a muss! ...
Radiolatry
... om Station PKW,Because, at least, I'd rather talk than hear! EPILOGUE(With the kind assistance of Mr ...
Safety First
... The Minks won't tell Where they hide or sleep,And the Lynx looks well Where he means to leap ...
Sex
... r things --Ambition, love, and strife And all the illsAnd ecstasies of life -- And Freuds and Brills ...
Strictly Germ-Proof
... onned their rubber mittens and they took it by the handAnd 'lected it a member of the Fumigated Band ...
The Traveler
... patience worthy of a saintTo give his friends the chance of hooting,"You didn't visit Little Tooting ...