Amœbas at the start Were not complex;They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
And Sex has ruled the earth From then till this,Producing woe and mirth And pain and bliss.
Through Sex the seedling wakes To cleave the ground;'Tis really Sex that makes The world go 'round.
It sublimates the mind With noble themes,Or sends it unrefined, Suggestive dreams.
'Tis Sex that rules the lives Of clods and kings;It gives us books and wives And other things --
Ambition, love, and strife And all the illsAnd ecstasies of life -- And Freuds and Brills.
