Poems by Franklin Pierce Adams
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... Two trained physicians when you cough, ...
Melodrama
... The bank and the safe and the will and the forgery-- ...
Horace The Wise
... ..urget?".] Tee hee! I must laugh when I think of his finish, ...
Ballade Of The Average Reader
... L'ENVOI Most read of readers, if you've read ...
Thoughts On The Cosmos
... Who sees the Rose, nor feels the Thorn ...
The Ballad Of The Thoughtless Waiter
... And my comrade's heart gave a sudden start ...
On The Uses Of Adversity
... The burglar seeks the plutocrat, attracted by his dress- ...
To A Thesaurus
... Transcribe, set forth, compose, address, ...
Ballade Of The Breakfast Table
... ] Cereal--one of the brands[Footnote: To advertisers: This space for sale ...
Speaking Of Hunting
... Than that ill-fated jest--I refer to the quest-- ...
A New York Child's Garden Of Verses
... IV New York is so full of a number of kids ...
Heads And Tails
... Henry Peck. Lowers Scylla--frowns Charybdis--and the bark is like to sink-- ...
When Horace "Came Back"
... LYDIA When I was the person you penned all that verse on, ...
The Jazzy Bard
... 'Cause I got the para-, I said I got the paragraphic, I mean the column constructin' blues ...
Propertius's Bid For Immortality
... "Carminis interea nostri redæmus in orbem--" ...