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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

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Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

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Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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I was put in remedial everything.

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I cannot sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, 'Tis that I can't remember how They go.

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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive.

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Let Justice, blind and halt and maimed, chastise the rebel spirit surging in my veins, let the Law deal me penalties and pains And make me hideous in my neighbours' eyes.

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Alone! Alone! No beacon, far or near! No chart, no compass, and no anchor stay!

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O what is life, if we must hold it thus as wind-blown sparks hold momentary fire?

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Discipline is remembering what you want.

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It has a really timeless feel.

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What millions died that Caesar might be great!

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Tomorrow let us do or die!

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From heav'nly thoughts all true delight doth spring.

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