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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

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There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

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When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

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I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.

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I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

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Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

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Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

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You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

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We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

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I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

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