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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
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The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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Better a broken promise than none at all.
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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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