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/ page 649 of 1205 /The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
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I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
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We are all alike, on the inside.
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