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I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

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Winter's pretty lousy,

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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to that point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.

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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

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Autumn makes me sing.

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Summer makes me drowsy.

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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

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A girl's best friend is her mutter.

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The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

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Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.

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I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

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Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

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People are more fun than anybody.

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After three I'm under the table,

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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them.

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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

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Salary is no object; I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.

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