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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires.
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It serves me right for keeping all my eggs in one bastard.
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Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the copyrights on nobility -- if there is going to be anything like that in a relationship.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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after four I'm under my host.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
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Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
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As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
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Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
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Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I like to have a martini,
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