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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

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Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

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No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Do not forget birthdays. This is in no way a propaganda for a larger population.

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I am I because my little dog knows me but, creatively speaking the little dog knowing that you are you and your recognising that he knows, tha...

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There is no such thing as being good to your wife.

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Very likely education does not make very much difference.

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Oh, I wish I were a miser; being a miser must be so occupying.

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Nature is commonplace. Imitation is more interesting.

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America is my country and Paris is my hometown.

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