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This is not a book that should be cast aside lightly. It should be thrown away with great force.

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I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. Out there, I called it.

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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

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The only "ism" hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

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This is on me.

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The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.' by

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Money is only congealed snow.

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Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

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Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)

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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

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Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.

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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised

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By whom?

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Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?

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Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.

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Trapped, like a trap in a trap.

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Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.

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This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it

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By the time you say you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying – Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.

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