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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.

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They sicken at the calm that know the storm.

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It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

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Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word

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It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.

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If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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The two most beautiful words in the English language are check enclosed.

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Travel, trouble, music, art, A kiss, a frock, a rhyme - I never said they feed my heart, But still they pass my time.

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Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue

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This is not a book that should be tossed lightly aside. It should be hurled with great force.

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I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.

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Art is a form of catharsis.

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And there was that wholesale libel on a Yale prom. If all the girls attending it were laid end to end, Mrs. Parker said, she wouldn't be at al...

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania.

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I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host!

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"Coolidge is dead" "How could they tell?

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