quotes from classic
/ page 412 of 1205 /The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Indoors or out, no one relaxes In March, that month of wind and taxes, The wind will presently disappear, The taxes last us all year.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood; and tasted it, and found it good. That is why your Cousin May fell through the parlor floor today.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
[In discussing the poem which now might be considered] politically incorrect, ... . . . people felt that way in 1933.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts....
more quotes from Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.
more quotes from Ogden Nash
