Its cloven hoofprint on the sand
Will lead youwhere?
Into a phantasmagoric land
Beware!
There all the bright streams run up-hill.
The birds on every tree are still.
But from stocks and stones, clear voices come
That should be dumb.
If you have taken along a net,
A noose, a prod,
You'll be waiting in the forest yet…
Nidnod!
In a virgin's lap the beast slept sound,
They say… but I
I think (Is anyone around?)
That's lust a lie!
If you have taken a musketoon
To flinders 'twill flash 'neath the wizard moon.
So I should take browned batter-cake,
Hot-buttered inside, like foam to flake.
And I should take an easy heart
And a whimsical face,
And a tied-up lunch of sandwich and tart,
And spread a cloth in the open chase.
And then I should pretend to snore…
And I'd hear a snort and I'd hear a roar,
The wind of a mane and a tail, and four
Wild hoofs prancing the forest-floor.
And I'd open my eyes on a flashing horn
And see the Unicorn!
Paladins fierce and virgins sweet…
But he's never had anything to eat!
Knights have tramped in their iron-mong'ry…
But nobody thoughtthat's all!he's hungry!
ADDENDUM
Really hungry! Good Lord deliver us,
The Unicorn is not carnivorous!
