from Second Book of Odes: 6. What the Chairman Told Tom

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Poetry? It’s a hobby. 
I run model trains.
Mr Shaw there breeds pigeons.

It’s not work. You dont sweat. 
Nobody pays for it. 
You could advertise soap.

Art, that’s opera; or repertory— 
The Desert Song. 
Nancy was in the chorus.

But to ask for twelve pounds a week— 
married, aren’t you?— 
you’ve got a nerve.

How could I look a bus conductor 
in the face
if I paid you twelve pounds?

Who says it’s poetry, anyhow? 
My ten year old 
can do it and rhyme.

I get three thousand and expenses, 
a car, vouchers,
but I’m an accountant.

They do what I tell them, 
my company. 
What do you do?

Nasty little words, nasty long words, 
it’s unhealthy.
I want to wash when I meet a poet.

They’re Reds, addicts, 
all delinquents.
What you write is rot.

Mr Hines says so, and he’s a schoolteacher, 
he ought to know.
Go and find work.

© Ted Hughes