Quotes by Stephen Leacock
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Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.
Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
It may be those who do most, dream most.
It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.
It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.
Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born.
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything.
He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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