Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
If The World Was Crazy
... I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls "Harry," ...
Dentist Dan
... Le's hear free jeers for Nentis Nan ...
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh
... So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh ...
Ations
... (And if I say this is a wonderful poem, ...
Lydia Pinkham
... To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink, ...
Recipe For A Hippopotamus Sandwich
... And now comes the problem&hellip ...
Sarah Cynthia Slyvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
... And finally Sarah Cynthia Slylvia Stout said, ...
A Light In The Attic
... Thought the house is dark and shuttered, ...
Time
... And today you know in the park a young man called me sir time time time ...
The Giving Tree
... "well, an old stump is good for sitting and resting ...
Batty
... The baby bat Screamed out in fright, ...
Point Of View
... Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless ...
The Bagpipe Who Didnt Say No
... Said the turtle to the bagpipe, "I have walked this lonely shore, ...
Kick It Again
... And you kicked it choke it stepped on it and broke it left it half to death ...
They've Put A Brassiere On A Camel
... They're even even insisting the pigs should wear pants, ...
