Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
The Worlds Greatest Smoke Off
... Sayz Calistoge "I'll smoke that chick 'til she blows up and pops" ...
The Generals
... " "A dreadful thought," said General Clay ...
Messy Room
... And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door ...
Whatif
... Whatif they've closed the swimming pool ...
Bear In There
... He likes it 'cause it's cold in there ...
Picture Puzzle Piece
... Of a tear that runs down an angel's face ...
Cloony The Clown
... His shoes were too big and his hat was too small, ...
The Little Boy and the Old Man
... "I know what you mean," said the little old man ...
Anteater
... Turned out, it was an aunt eater, ...
God's Wheel
... "I don't think you're quite ready YET ...
A Boy Named Sue
... I tell you I've fought tougher men but I really can't remember when ...
Boa Constrictor
... Oh, dread, It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff ...
Danny O'Dare
... He started jumpin' and skippin' and kickin', ...
Forgotten Language
... flake of snow, Once I spoke the language of the flowers ...
It's Dark in Here
... But this afternoon by the lion's cage ...
