Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
The Boa Constrictor Song
... I'm being swallered by a Boa Constrictor ...
Examination
... He reached down my throat, ...
Your Time's Comin'
... And so I bought that stuff about the love he never gave her, ...
Love
... So I'm all of love that could make it today ...
Someone Ate The Baby
... We'll give away her toys and clothes we'll never have to wipe her nose ...
Lady Godiva
... Tryin´ hard to stab you - don´t let ´em nab you ...
Joey
... Down so hard. And bloomp! It bounced ...
Put Something In
... Put something silly in the world ...
Changing Of The Seasons
... .. [ guitar ] Oh it's nothing that you said and it ain't nothing that you done ...
Who's Taller?
... Depends how high the heels you wear, ...
100,000 Pennies
... Chorus: I've got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies, ...
Shes My Ever Lovin Machine
... Oh she never complains when I stay out all night she never complains I'm not rich ...
Lookin For Myself
... I'm still lookin' for myself and I ain't got time to look for nobody else ...
Daylight Dreamer
... Here's the half-finished painting of a girl that I started last December ...
Polly In A Porny
... What I seen nearly struck me blind I never knew she was the artically inclined ...