WHA will buy my troggin, fine election ware,
Broken trade o Broughton, a in high repair?
Chorus.Buy braw troggin frae the banks o Dee;
Wha wants troggin let him come to me.
Theres a noble Earls fame and high renown,
For an auld sangits thought the gudes were stown
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Heres the worth o Broughton in a needles ee;
Heres a reputation tint by Balmaghie.
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Heres its stuff and lining, Cardoness head,
Fine for a soger, a the wale o lead.
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Heres a little wadset, Buittles scrap o truth,
Pawnd in a gin-shop, quenching holy drouth.
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Heres an honest conscience might a prince adorn;
Frae the downs o Tinwald, so was never worn.
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Heres armorial bearings frae the manse o Urr;
The crest, a sour crab-apple, rotten at the core.
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Heres the worth and wisdom Collieston can boast;
By a thievish midge they had been nearly lost.
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Here is Satans picture, like a bizzard gled,
Pouncing poor Redcastle, sprawlin like a taed.
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Heres the font where Douglas stane and mortar names;
Lately used at Caily christening Murrays crimes.
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Here is Murrays fragments o the ten commands;
Gifted by black Jock to get them aff his hands.
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Saw ye eer sic troggin? if to buy yere slack,
Hornies turnin chapmanhell buy a the pack.
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