two old lazy crocodiles are basking by the water
they get round to talk about the macdonalds' daughter
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have you ever set eyes on young stephanie
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who lives here in abingdon - the one who is two
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everyone knows she's a smart one that stephanie
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oh ever so smart - there's just nothing she can't do
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so smart - she could be a crocodile could stephanie
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she sees what she's after - then snap - and it's true
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if she came by here now - we wouldn't eat young stephanie
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oh no - we'd be too scared to even say boo
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so why don't we wish happy birthday to stephanie
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then straight in the water before she rings up the zoo
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don't be so daft - she likes creatures does stephanie
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ok - but no tears - or she'll raise hullaballoo
and the two old lazy crocodiles who couldn't hurt a fly
sing happy birthday to stephanie as she passes them by