Quotes by Ogden Nash
When there are monsters there are miracles.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
