Poems by Ogden Nash
Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation
... ends, I think that you and yours are delightful and I also think that me and mine are delightful too ...
Pretty Halcyon Days
... With nothing at all to be done!How pleasant to look at the ocean, ...
Reflection On Caution
... If you go around lavishing it on red-hot momise ...
Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis
... His fun and income soon quadruples ...
Requiem
... Whose garments were always in patchez ...
Samson Agonistes
... That what chills the finger not a bit ...
So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much
... t another Ancient Mariner, And the prospects for my future social life couldn't possibly be barrener ...
Soliloquy in Circles
... Once they find that you're fallibleBut after you've raised them and educated them and gowned them, ...
Song of the Open Road
... Indeed, unless the billboards fall ...
Song To Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children
... Then perhaps he'll struggle though fire and water ...
Spring Comes To Murray Hill
... The pilgrims settled Massachusetts in 1620 when they landed on a stone ...
Tableau at Twilight
... I am all alone,Muttering spells like an angry Druid, ...
The Abominable Snowman
... I've never seen an abominable snowman, ...
The Ant
... So what? Would you be calm and placid ...
The Bargain
... Ives I met a man with seven lives ...