Poems by Ogden Nash
Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib
... OR The Child Is Father Of The Man, But Not For Quite A WhileSo Thomas Edison ...
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... And crying, Let me out!That solitary prisoner ...
Look What You Did, Christopher!
... S.A.And that, you may think, my friends, was that ...
More About People
... That if you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work ...
My Dream
... I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt ...
No Doctor's Today, Thank You
... And I practically know the difference between serums and antitoccasins ...
No, You Be A Lone Eagle
... aviation. Then, despite the assurance that aeroplanes are terribly comfortable I ...
Oh To Be Odd!
... Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of Florida and the summer on top of ...
Old Dr. Valentine To His Son
... Your hopeless patients will live, ...
Old Men
... People look At them with eyes that wonder when ...
One From One Leaves Two
... If the tax-collector hasnt got it before I wake ...
One Third Of The Calendar
... And doctors looking down throats of daughters ...
Peekabo, I Almost See You
... You need two. One for reading Erle Stanley Gardner's Perry Mason and ...
PG Wooster, Just as he Useter
... And quote, til you're known as the neighborhood nuisance, ...
Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man
... The moral is that it is probably better not to sin at all, but if some kind of ...
