Poems by Ogden Nash
A Caution To Everybody
... Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked ...
A Drink With Something In It
... There is something about a Martini, ...
A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
... Pick up your glass and tell me, then-- ...
A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor
... You see - I had a daughter, too!"The bum reached out and he tried to shout, ...
A Word to Husbands
... Whenever youre right, shut up ...
Adventures Of Isabel
... She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up, ...
Always Marry An April Girl
... Praise the spells and bless the charms, ...
Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
... with four, So they already have two million as security so you have no ...
Biological Reflection
... Has an advantage with me over one whose ain't ...
Celery
... Celery, raw Develops the jaw, ...
Children's Party
... Of ice cream with spoons for catapults, And inform the assembly with tears and glares ...
Columbus
... asn't referring to her children, no, she was referring to her jewels, which were very very valuable, ...
Come On In, The Senility Is Fine
... imbecility, It was whoever said that grandparents have all the fun and none of ...
Common Cold
... Is the damnedest cold man ever caught! Give ear, you scientific fossil! ...
Crossing The Border
... The day your descendents ...
