Poems by Marriott Edgar
Albert and His Savings
... And one pound and sixpence, in ten!"Young Albert weren't what you'd call eager ...
Albert and the 'Eadsman
... He pointed, and said 'Here's the ghost!'They felt their skins going all goosey ...
Albert and the Lion
... And Mother said 'Well, I am vexed!'Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom - ...
Albert Down Under
... It were Whacko!, Too right! and You beaut! ...
Albert's Return
... " Pa said "You'll laugh and all when you know!" "Excuse `im for laughing," said Mother, ...
Asparagus
... Then his thoughts turned to home and to Mother, ...
Balbus
... .. make a start!"The 'en needed no second biddin', ...
Canute the Great
... But you can't stop it coming to thee!"And that's how it happened ...
George and the Dragon
... And had just reached the pub, when his engine stopped dead ...
Goalkeeper Joe
... While the Swifts started cheering like mad! 'Twere his own goal as hed kicked the ball through ...
Gunner Joe
... And pointing, says "'Ere, take a screw!" They looked to were 'Ardy were pointing, ...
Henry the Seventh
... When on strength of his having slain Richard the Third ...
Joe Ramsbottom
... And it's him should be working for thee!"Then he said "I'm surprised at myself, so I am, ...
Jonah and the Grampus
... For as fast as he emptied the slops out through the gills ...
Little Aggie
... To show them they'd best hurry up When they caught sight of buns they all started to run, ...
