This is the lay of Ike.
Here's to the glory of the Grewt Whiteâawkâ
who has been runningâerâerâthings in recentâechâ
in the UnitedâIf your screen is black,
ladies & gentlemen, weâI likeâ
at the Point he was already terrificâsick
to a second term, having done no wrongâ
no rightâno · rightâhaving let the Armyâbangâ
defend itself from Joe, let venom' Strauss
bile Oppenheimer out of useâuse Robb,
who'll later fend for GoldfineâBreaking no laws,
he lay in the White Houseâsob!!â
who never understood his own strategyâwheeâ
so Monty's memoirsânor any strategy,
wanting the ball bulled thro' all parts of the line
at onceâproving, by his refusal to take Berlin,
he misread even Clauswitzâwide empty grin
that never lost a vote (O Adlai mine).