An Old Year's Address

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"I have twankled the strings of the twinkering rain;
  I have burnished the meteor's mail;
  I have bridled the wind
  When he whinnied and whined
  With a bunch of stars tied to his tail;
But my sky-rocket hopes, hanging over the past,
Must fuzzle and fazzle and fizzle at last!"

I had waded far out in a drizzling dream,
  And my fancies had spattered my eyes
  With a vision of dread,
  With a number ten head,
  And a form of diminutive size--
That wavered and wagged in a singular way
As he wound himself up and proceeded to say,--

"I have trimmed all my corns with the blade of the moon;
  I have picked every tooth with a star:
  And I thrill to recall
  That I went through it all
  Like a tune through a tickled guitar.
I have ripped up the rainbow and raveled the ends
When the sun and myself were particular friends."

And pausing again, and producing a sponge
  And wiping the tears from his eyes,
  He sank in a chair
  With a technical air
  That he struggled in vain to disguise,--
For a sigh that he breathed, as I over him leant,
Was haunted and hot with a peppermint scent.

"Alas!" he continued in quavering tones
  As a pang rippled over his face,
  "The life was too fast
  For the pleasure to last
  In my very unfortunate case;
And I'm going"--he said as he turned to adjust
A fuse in his bosom,--"I'm going to--BUST!"

I shrieked and awoke with the sullen che-boom
  Of a five-pounder filling my ears;
  And a roseate bloom
  Of a light in the room
  I saw through the mist of my tears,--
But my guest of the night never saw the display,
He had fuzzled and fazzled and fizzled away!

© James Whitcomb Riley