A Dubious "Old Kriss"

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Us-folks is purty _pore_--but Ma
  She's waitin'--two years more--tel Pa
  He serve his term out. Our Pa he--
  _He's in the Penitenchurrie_!

  Now don't you never _tell_!--'cause _Sis_,
  The _baby_, _she_ don't know he is.--
  'Cause she wuz only four, you know,
  He kissed her last an' hat to go!

  Pa alluz liked Sis best of all
  Us childern.--'Spect it's 'cause she fall
  "When she'uz ist a _child_, one day--
  An' make her back look thataway.

  Pa--'fore he be a burglar--he's
  A locksmiff, an' maked locks, an' keys,
  An' knobs you pull fer bells to ring,
  An' he could ist make _anything_!--

  'Cause our Ma say he can!--An' this
  Here little pair o' crutches Sis
  Skips round on--Pa maked _them_--yes-sir!--
  An' silivur-plate-name here fer her!

  Pa's out o' work when Chris'mus come
  One time, an' stay away from home,
  An' 's drunk an' 'buse our Ma, an' swear
  They ain't no "Old Kriss" anywhere!

  An' Sis she alluz say they wuz
  A' Old Kriss--an' she alluz does.
  But ef they is a' Old Kriss, why,
  When's Chris'mus, Ma she alluz cry?

  This Chris'mus _now_, we live here in
  Where Ma's rent's alluz due ag'in--
  An' she "_ist slaves_"--I heerd her say
  She did--ist them words thataway!

  An' th'other night, when all's so cold
  An' stove's 'most out--our Ma she rolled
  Us in th'old feather-bed an' said,
  "To-morry's Chris'mus--go to bed,

  "An' thank yer blessed stars fer this--
  We don't _'spect_ nothin' from Old Kriss!"
  An' cried, an' locked the door, an' prayed,
  An' turned the lamp down.... An' I laid

  There, thinkin' in the dark ag'in,
  "Ef _wuz_ Old Kriss, he can't git in,
  'Cause ain't no chimbly here at all--
  Ist old stovepipe stuck frue the wall!"

  I sleeped nen.--An' wuz dreamin' some
  When I waked up an' morning's come,--
  Fer our Ma she wuz settin' square
  Straight up in bed, a-readin' there

  Some letter 'at she 'd read, an' quit,
  An' nen hold like she's huggin' it.--
  An' diamon' ear-rings she don't _know_
  Wuz in her ears tel I say so--

  An' wake the rest up. An' the sun
  In frue the winder dazzle-un
  Them eyes o' Sis's, wiv a sure-
  Enough gold chain Old Kriss bringed to 'er!

  An' _all_ of us git gold things!--Sis,
  Though, say she know it "_ain't_ Old Kriss--
  He kissed her, so she waked an' saw
  Him skite out--an' it wuz her Pa."

© James Whitcomb Riley