Upon being Asked by a Reader whether the Verses Contained in this Book were True.

And is it True? It is not True.And if it were it wouldn't do,For people such as me and youWho pretty nearly all day longAre doing something rather wrong.Because if things were really so,You would have perished long ago,And I would not have lived to writeThe noble lines that meet your sight,Nor B. T. B. survived to drawThe nicest things you ever saw.