The Parsonage Improved

Where gentle Deva's lucid waters glide
  In slow meanders thro' the winding vale,
  And fertile Cestria's pastures green divide;
  Deep in the bosom of a sheltering dale
  By uplands guarded from the wintry gale,
  In rustic site a lowly village stands,
  Not laid in form exact with artful scale,
  But scatter'd wide by Chance's careless hands
  'Mid woods, and breezy hills, and lawns, and fallow'd lands. 
  Here by the verdant margin of the flood
  'Mid osiers dank the humble cottage lies,
  And here emerging from the bowering wood
  From chimnies low the curling steams arise,
  Here on the heath adorn'd with purple dyes
  The open casement drinks the ambrosial air,
  While pointing boldly to the ambient skies,
  The taper steeple marks the house of prayer,
  Where to the holy rite the village race repair.
  Here erst a simple fabric might you see,
  The peaceful mansion of the Parish Priest:
  Though unadorn'd with costly symmetry
  No splendid portal woo'd the noble guest,
  Yet from his lowly door the gentle breast 
  Was never by unfeeling menace driven,
  While Charity in robe of ermine dress'd
  Beheld her scanty offerings freely given;
  Nor shall her smallest boon escape the eye of heaven.
  Though proud Magnificence with splendid arm
  Had here no vast superfluous pomp display'd,
  Yet Neatness was at hand with simpler charm,
  And each domestic comfort lent it's aid.
  Though no extended lawns, no forest-shade
  Struck with astonishment the enchanted sight,
  Yet the small spot in Beauty stood array'd,
  Since all around by Husbandry was dight,
  For well such cultur'd scenes the placid sense delight. 
  Right to the golden sun's meridian ray
  Healthful, and gay, the chearful front was placed:
  Where no Acanthus twin'd with mimic spray
  To crown the column of Corinthian taste;
  By the soft tendrils of the vine embraced
  O'er the slop'd roof the vivid shoots extend,
  Now with festoons of leaves luxuriant graced,
  And now, as Autumn's ripening beams descend,
  Loaded with swelling fruit, the purple clusters bend.
  A Garden trim was placed before the door
  Kept by diurnal toil in neat array,
  By walls defended from the insults frore
  Of Boreas' blast, and Eurus' rude affray; 
  Against whose height leant many a tender spray,
  Where the ripe fruits in blushing order glow,
  Matur'd by genial Sol's reflected ray:
  Nor did their sides unwelcome walk bestow
  When though the sun be bright, right keen the winds might blow.
  The gravel'd paths by rule exact design'd
  In equal parts the cultur'd plot divide,
  Where culinary plants of various kind
  From every eye the thick espaliers hide,
  Beneath, the border deck'd with Flora's pride
  Exhibits to the view unnumber'd dyes,
  Where in succession through each changing tide
  Attentive art the varying plants supplies,
  Still to enchant the smell, and fascinate the eyes. 
  Here venturing on the verge of Winter's power
  The Snowdrop, Aconite, and Crocus grow,
  The pallid Primrose hails the vernal hour,
  And humbly sweet the azure Violets blow,
  The Lilies of the vale their fragrance throw,
  In meretricious pride the Tulip blooms,
  Their gaudy pomp the rich Carnations show,
  And, o'er the rest who regal power assumes,
  The Rosier's fragrant bud the passing gale perfumes.
  Nor did Pomona's treasure less abound
  Alternate as the months their power display;
  Here crept the fragrant Strawberry on the ground,
  Or wav'd the Cherry on the loaded spray, 
  Here glow'd the Nectarine in the Summer ray,
  Here swell'd the Peach all-tempting to the view,
  Nor was the Gooseberry's meaner fruit away,
  Or Currant red or rich in golden hue,
  Or Pear with sugar'd juice, or Plum of glossy blue.
  Nor will the Muse disdain with curious eye,
  Beyond the thick espalier's verdant skreen,
  Amid the vegetable tribes to pry
  That spread their shoots the bordering paths between;
  Salubrious viands for the board I ween!—
  With various dainties was the ground o'erspread,
  The Cabbage yellow, and the Colewort green,
  The Asparagus that springs in lowly bed,
  And Artichokes that rear aloft the spiny head. 
  The Bean whose perfume scents the ambient skies,
  The twining Pea, the Turnip's juicy root,
  The Celery that winter's blast defies,
  The Radish warm, the Carrot's vigorous shoot,
  The rich Potatoe fam'd Ierne's fruit
  Sacred to Venus in the genial hour,
  The Leek whose steams the hasty Cambrian suit,
  With ample head the swelling Cauliflower,
  And Lettuce friendly deem'd to Morpheus' drowsy power.
  An Orchard too adjoin'd whose vernal hue
  Might shame the costly shrubbery's proudest dyes,
  Whose daisy'd sod delights the roving view,
  And pasture to the gentle steed supplies; 
  While the bland influence of Autumnal skies
  Ripen'd the ruddy fruit of general use,
  Either to crown the board with luscious pies,
  Or bid the goblet smile with mantling juice,
  Bright as the generous wines that Southern climes produce.
  Nor was there wanting ornamental care,
  The Arbor, seat of Summer jollity,
  Where Eglantines perfum'd the evening air,
  And Woodbines sweet, and Jasmins fair to see;
  Here sometimes from each scene of tumult free
  Would Contemplation lift her eye divine,
  And sometimes Mirth excite to social glee,
  While bright with amber hue the beer would shine,
  Or blush the crystal cup with Lusitania's wine. 
  Should vagrant Fancy tempt the foot to stray
  Beyond the Garden's or the Orchard's bound,
  Through green inclosures led the winding way
  Which the live fence, and leafy hedge-row mound;
  While gently gliding through the enamell'd ground
  A silver stream with placid current flows,
  Whose shelving bank with vivid alders crown'd
  A site convenient to the Angler shews
  While the delusive fly with skilful hand he throws.
  Pleas'd and contented with his calm abode
  The reverend Pastor liv'd in quiet state,
  The path heaven mark'd he unrepining trod,
  Lov'd by the Poor, respected by the Great: 
  The Harpy Envy, and the Fury Hate,
  Far from his gentle flock he drove away,
  Till bent at length by Time's increasing weight
  His failing powers with gradual lapse decay,
  Secure in happier climes to bloom again for aye.
  From those fair seats by Isis' sedgy side
  Where Rhedecyna rears her hundred spires,
  His holy Successor is soon supplied.
  His beating bosom swells with new desires;
  For by the blest attainment he acquires
  A right from monkish cloisters to remove,
  Light a pure flame at Wedlock's sacred fires,
  And all the scenes of untried rapture prove,
  Which crown the mystic couch of Hymeneal Love. 
  With eager haste he seeks his new abode,
  Keen Hope anticipating each delight;
  But o'er the little Empire as he strode
  It's vulgar Beauties fade upon his sight,
  For forms of elegance had charm'd his sprite.
  The alley trim offends his nicer taste,
  And each compartment rang'd in angles right,
  Nor can he see by Husbandry debas'd
  Nature's imperial mien with simple Beauty graced.
  Much in his mind he bore each lovely seat
  That fair Oxonia's neighbouring plains display,
  How would his raptur'd heart with transports beat
  Through shady Ditchley's spreading groves to stray, 
  Or as on Nuneham's breezy heights he lay
  To view the bending stream of Isis flow
  Through meadows rich in all the pride of May,
  Or pace the polish'd scenes of princely Stowe,
  Or fill his sated eye on Blenheim's towery brow.
  Nor need he wander from the Muses shade
  To view improving taste's progressive power:
  No more in knots by skill capricious laid
  Does tonsile box sage Wickham's arms embower.—
  Where pious Laud design'd the hallow'd tower
  Throws Art her vesture with a chaster hand;
  While, welcome refuge from the sultry hour!
  By cooling gales with gentle pinions fann'd
  Merton's delightful groves with gloomy foliage stand. 
  Here Ma'dlen too her splendid dome surveys,
  Or venerable shade, in Cherwell's stream.—
  O witching Memory assist my lays,
  And steep my senses in thy soothing dream!
  Here wandering oft by Cynthia's silver beam
  My youthful Fancy woo'd the sacred Nine,
  Or plied by midnight lamp the graver theme,
  Or joy'd with Mirth's convivial sons to join,
  Or paid the fervent vow at Friendship's holy shrine.
  While thus the powers of Elegance unfold
  Their Faery visions to his dazzled view,
  With scorn his eyes the homely spot behold;—
  Anxious the steps of Nature to pursue, 
  On humbler scale his eager thoughts renew
  Whate'er the sons of genuine taste admire,
  Whate'er the hands of Brown and Shenstone drew,
  Or Wheatley's sober diction could inspire,
  Or wak'd the sounding strings of Mason's heavenly Lyre.
  Now the strong laborer with repeated blow
  Each old incumbring ornament assails,
  The guardian wall, it's sheltering height laid low
  Admits the Fury of the eastern gales.—
  Ah! what it's strength the buttress now avails
  That safely kept the garden's flowery scene!—
  Spreads the slight fence it's ineffectual rails
  Painted by curious Art of dusky green,
  Where oft the sportful lambs, destructive creep between. 
  The espaliers thick with blushing fruitage gay,
  The flowing border stretch'd with careful line,
  The vegetable viands, all give way,
  And low their heads the orchard-trees recline;
  While spread abroad with uniform design
  The unvaried grass-plot dank extends around
  Chequer'd with ragged clumps of sombre pine,
  And sinks the deep Haha it's subtle mound,
  That nothing from the plain the garden scene may bound.
  Close by the border winds with tortur'd course
  The gravel'd path it's undulating way,
  Where evergreens that mock stern winter's force,
  And flowering shrubs their different dyes display. 
  The Cypress dark, the Lilac's barren spray,
  Succeed each useful plant's superior blow,
  And as the owner's eyes the work survey
  He sees with joy each fair improvement grow,
  And deems his little reign a Blenheim or a Stowe.
  Now issuing from the garden to the fields
  As Taste capricious bares her active arm,
  It's leafy shade the lofty Hedgerow yields,
  And quits the lofty fence it's fragrant charm:
  Nought can it's vernal sweets the stroke disarm,
  Low on the earth it's blooming glory lies,
  Where erst the pathway shelter'd lay and warm,
  And o'er the scene the scatter'd clumps arise
  No guard from wintry winds, no shade from sultry skies. 
  The brook that gently through the level meads
  As Nature's hand directed us'd to wind,
  Obedient follows now as Fashion leads
  In curves is tortur'd, or in lakes confin'd;
  While to the hands of Industry consign'd
  No more the bending osiers kiss the tide,
  Where oft the silent fisher lay reclin'd;
  And from the force of Sol's meridian pride
  The Naiad tries in vain her throbbing breast to hide.
  The work compleated, now survey the scene
  Rich in the dress of ornamental Taste,
  Each useful plant of humbler homelier green
  By barren elegance is now replaced, 
  While as if seated on the open waste
  Unshelter'd, uninclos'd the house appears:
  And by no Arts of Husbandry debas'd,
  The frequent weed uncheck'd it's offspring rears,
  And the rude common's garb the scanty paddock wears.
  Wanting the Scythe that each returning dawn
  Rank Vegetation's progress should correct,
  Unsightly tufts deform the grassy lawn,
  Nor can the corded fence the shrubs protect.
  Oft will the Shepherd Boy his charge neglect
  And crouding Flocks the rising clumps invade,
  Oft 'mid the paths by care domestic deck'd
  The steed's unseemly ordure will be laid,
  And oft the swine obscene uproot the verdant glade. 
  And here perchance, bending his beetled brow,
  Some angry Critic scornful shall exclaim:
  ‘What Gothic Wight is this, who dares avow
  ‘To scorn of British Arts the fairest name,
  ‘Who wishes to recall with Idiot aim
  ‘What Elegance has banish'd from our shore,
  ‘Would blast the rural wreath of Albion's fame
  ‘The ancient forms of Folly to restore,
  ‘And bid the spruce Parterre usurp her seats once more?’
  Far be such blame! no Briton's eye can see
  With greater joy the rural taste arise,
  Spread wide in native pomp the untortur'd tree,
  And the plain turf succeed the tulips dyes, 
  As Nature boon her simple charm supplies
  Dress'd by the hand of Cultivation fair,
  Where Art alone the curious eye descries
  By shining every lawn with neater air,
  The sod's more glossy green, the gardener's nicer care.
  When Grandeur spreads around the extended park
  Let lavish Nature plan the bold design,
  The polish'd culture shall the boundary mark,
  And graced, not cramp'd by Art, the Work shall shine:
  No need the rule, the level, and the line,
  Should 'midst the shades intrude with formal mien,
  The splendid walk, the verdant carpet fine,
  The contrast bright of variegated green,
  Shall shew that artful care has form'd the extensive scene. 
  But when scant Fortune checks this flattering joy,
  Nor gives to ornament the rural reign,
  Why the trim Garden's lowlier charms destroy?—
  Why Husbandry's more homely cares disdain?—
  If Industry with her assiduous train
  With step reluctant from the spot recedes,
  What features shall distinguish Taste's domain
  From the expanse of pastures, and of meads,
  But Culture's looser robe, and more luxuriant weeds?