The Flat-Hunter's Way

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We don't get any too much light;
  It's pretty noisy, too, at that;
The folks next door stay up all night;
  There's but one closet in the flat;
The rent we pay is far from low;
  Our flat is small and in the rear;
But we have looked around, and so
  We think we'll stay another year.

Our dining-room is pretty dark;
  Our kitchen's hot and very small;
The "view" we get of Central Park
  We really do not get at all.
The ceiling cracks and crumbles down
  Upon me while I'm working here--
But, after combing all the town,
  We think we'll stay another year.

We are not "handy" to the sub;
  Our hall-boy service is a joke;
Our janitor's a foreign dub
  Who never does a thing but smoke
Our landlord says he will not cut
  A cent from rent already dear;
And so we sought for better--but
  We think we'll stay another year.

© Franklin Pierce Adams