Quotes by Dorothy Parker
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
Oh seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday Go take your damned tomorrow!
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania.
If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.
The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.
By the time you say you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying – Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it
Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
Trapped, like a trap in a trap.
Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.
Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
By whom?
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
Money is only congealed snow.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.' by
This is on me.
The only "ism" hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. Out there, I called it.
