Shave 'Em Dry

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb.I got somethin' 'tween my legs would make a dead man come.Oh, who's that? Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.Say, I fucked all night and all the night before baby.And I feel just like I want to fuck some more.Oh, great God, daddy, honey, shave me till I'm dry.And when you hear me holler, baby, want you to shave 'em dry.I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb.Daddy, you say that's the kind you want, and you can make 'em come.Oh, daddy shave me dry.And I'll give you somethin' baby, well, it'll make you cry.I'm gonna turn back my mattress and let you oil my springs.I want you to grind me, daddy, till the bells do ring.Oh, daddy, want you to shave me dry.Oh, great god daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby, won't you try.Now, if fuckin' was a thing that would take me to hell,I'd be fuckin' into you until the clock strikes twelve.Oh, daddy, daddy shave 'em dry.I would fuck you, baby, honey, I'd make you cry.Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper.And your dick stands up like a stick.Your goddamn asshole fell open like a church door,and the crab walks in next to you.Ow, shit! Woo, baby, won't you shave 'em dry.A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn and a pig gets fat from suckin'.When you see this poor fat black I am, great God, I got fat from fuckin'.Woo, shave 'em dry.My back is made of whale bone.And my cock is made of brass.And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars.Great God, go round and kiss my ass.Oh, woo, daddy, shave 'em dry.