The Prologues Of Euripides

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_AEschylus_--And by Jove, I'll not stop to cut up your verses
  word by word, but if the gods are propitious I'll spoil
  all your prologues with a little flask of smelling-salts.

_Euripides_--With a flask of smelling-salts?

_AEsch_.--With a single one. For you build your verses so that
  anything will fit into the metre,--a leathern sack,
  or eider-down, or smelling-salts. I'll show you.

_Eur_.--So, you'll show me, will you?

_AEsch_.--I will that.

_Dionysus_--Pronounce.

_Eur_. [_declaiming_]--
  AEgyptus, as broad-bruited fame reports,
  With fifty children voyaging the main
  To Argos came, and

_AEsch_.--lost his smelling-salts.

_Dion_.--What the mischief have the smelling-salts got to do with
  it? Recite another prologue to him and let me see.

_Eur_.--
  Dionysus, thyrsus-armed and faun-skin-clad,
  Amid the torchlights on Parnassus's slope
  Dancing and prancing

_AEsch_.--lost his smelling-salts.

_Dion_.--Caught out again by the smelling-salts.

_Eur_.--No matter. Here's a prologue that he can't fit 'em to.

  No lot of mortal man is wholly blest:
  The high-born youth hath lacked the means of life,
  The lowly lout hath

_AEsch_.--lost his smelling-salts.

_Dion_.--Euripides--

_Eur_.--Well, what?

_Dion_.--Best take in sail.
  These smelling-salts, methinks, will blow a gale.

_Eur_.--What do I care? I'll fix him next time.

_Dion_.--Well, recite another, and steer clear of the smelling-salts.

_Eur_.--
  Cadmus departing from the town of Tyre,
  Son of Agenor

_AEsch_.--lost his smelling-salts.

_Dion_.--My dear fellow, buy those smelling-salts, or there won't
  be a rag left of all your prologues.

_Eur_.--What? I buy 'em of him?

_Dion_.--If you'll be advised by me.

_Eur_.--Not a bit of it. I've lots of prologues where he can't
  work 'em in.

  Pelops the Tantalid to Pisa coming
  With speedy coursers

_AEsch_.--lost his smelling-salts.

_Dion_.--There they are again, you see. Do let him have 'em,
  my good AEschylus. You can replace 'em for a
  nickel.

_Eur_.--Never. I've not run out yet.

  Oeneus from broad fields

_AEsch_.--lost his smelling-salts.

_Eur_.--Let me say the whole verse, won't you?

  Oeneus from broad fields reaped a mighty crop
  And offering first-fruits

_AEsch_.--lost his smelling-salts.

_Dion_.--While sacrificing? Who filched them?

_Eur_.--Oh, never mind him. Let him try it on this verse:--

  Zeus, as the word of sooth declared of old--

_Dion_.--It's no use, he'll say Zeus lost his smelling-salts. For
  those smelling-salts fit your prologues like a kid
  glove. But go on and turn your attention to his
  lyrics.

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