The Building Of The Cloud-Cuckoo-Town

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[_Enter Messenger, quite out of breath, and speaking in short
snatches_.]

_Messenger_--Where is he? Where? Where is he? Where? Where
is he?--The president Peisthetairus?

_Peisthetairus [coolly_]--Here am I.

_Mess. [in a gasp of breath_]--Your fortification's finished.

_Peis_.--Well! that's well.

_Mess_.--A most amazing, astonishing work it is!
  So that Theagenes and Proxenides
  Might flourish and gasconade and prance away
  Quite at their ease, both of them four-in-hand,
  Driving abreast upon the breadth of wall,
  Each in his own new chariot.

_Peis_.--You surprise me.

_Mess_.--And the height (for I made the measurement myself)
  Is exactly a hundred fathoms.

_Peis_.--Heaven and earth!
  How could it be? such a mass! who could have built it?

_Mess_.--The Birds; no creature else, no foreigners,
  Egyptian bricklayers, workmen or masons.
  But they themselves, alone, by their own efforts,--
  (Even to my surprise, as an eye-witness)
  The Birds, I say, completed everything:
  There came a body of thirty thousand cranes,
  (I won't be positive, there might be more)
  With stones from Africa in their craws and gizzards,
  Which the stone-curlews and stone-chatterers
  Worked into shape and finished. The sand-martens
  And mud-larks, too, were busy in their department,
  Mixing the mortar, while the water-birds,
  As fast as it was wanted, brought the water
  To temper and work it.

_Peis. [in a fidget_]--But who served the masons
  Who did you get to carry it?

_Mess_.--To carry it?
  Of course, the carrion crows and carrying pigeons.

_Peis. [in a fuss, which he endeavors to conceal_]--
  Yes! yes! but after all, to load your hods,
  How did you manage that?

_Mess_.--Oh, capitally,
  I promise you. There were the geese, all barefoot
  Trampling the mortar, and when all was ready
  They handed it into the hods, so cleverly,
  With their flat feet!

_Peis. [a bad joke, as a vent for irritation_]--
  They footed it, you mean--
  Come; it was handily done though, I confess.

_Mess_.--Indeed, I assure you, it was a sight to see them;
  And trains of ducks there were, clambering the ladders
  With their duck legs, like bricklayers' 'prentices,
  All dapper and handy, with their little trowels.

_Peis_.--In fact, then, it's no use engaging foreigners;
  Mere folly and waste, we've all within ourselves.
  Ah, well now, come! But about the woodwork? Heh!
  Who were the carpenters? Answer me that!

_Mess_.--The woodpeckers, of course: and there they were,
  Laboring upon the gates, driving and banging,
  With their hard hatchet-beaks, and such a din,
  Such a clatter, as they made, hammering and hacking,
  In a perpetual peal, pelting away
  Like shipwrights, hard at work in the arsenal.
  And now their work is finished, gates and all,
  Staples and bolts, and bars and everything;
  The sentries at their posts; patrols appointed;
  The watchman in the barbican; the beacons
  Ready prepared for lighting; all their signals
  Arranged--but I'll step out, just for a moment,
  To wash my hands. You'll settle all the rest.

© Aristophanes