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Mothers and fathers havea pact with the devilWhen they decide not to become nunsbut to get married and have sexbecause that's where we get babiesThe devil makes the man swallow a frogon their wedding nightthat's why your father burps sometimesand the woman has to swallow a spiderThen the frog and the spider crawl outand look at them when they're sleepingand see what they look likethen the frog spits on some dustand the spider weaves the dust and spitinto a baby that sorta lookslike your mom and dadthen the spider drags it back insidethe mommie's tummyThat's how you got bornPretty neat eh?Now the baby grows inside therecause your mom catches fliesand eats them at nightwhen nobody can see herOK that's why mothers always swat fliesin the day timeto build up a supplyso the spider keeps weaving the babyand when the baby comes outthere's this cord on it from the weband when they cut the cordthe poor spider diesWhen I have a babyI'm going to keep eating lots of fliesafter the baby's bornso my spider canstill live